Meteors (as fictitiously narrated by Insane Clown Posse)

Out of the darkness comes the meteor shower

Hell smashes the Earth, knocks out the power

Water mains burst, gas pipes explode

I'm running like hell -- my lungs on overload

There's fire all over, sirens, people are screaming

Keep pinching myself, making sure I'm not dreaming

Is Armageddon coming? Is the world finally over?

Are we all out of rabbits' feet and four leaf clover?

[Chorus]

End of times, it's the end of the world

(We made us a mess, it's too late to confess)

End of times, it's the end of the world

(Played all of our games, and now it's in flames)

I'm having this sex dream about me and Miley

This noise like a wrecking ball wakes me up (I ain't too smiley)

Takes me like ten minutes to get off the floor,

And this six foot meteor crashes through my FRONT DOOR

Now I gotta run for my life in my underwear

There's fire falling on everything, chaos is fuckin'EVERYWHERE

Trip on a garden gnome and I'm face down on somebody's lawn

Screaming over and over WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

[Chorus]

End of times, it's the end of the world

(We made us a mess, it's too late to confess)

End of times, it's the end of the world

(Played all of our games, and now it's in flames)

Still runnin' down the block and it's kickin' my ass

Spot my half-naked homie, face down in the grass

I'm like what are you doing, dumbass? What happened to your clothes?

Oh I'm sorry, in all the fuckin' TERROR I didn't have time to GRAB those

You know what man, I'm sorry. I shouldn't panic

Wait-- we've got no weed? Oh FUCKING FANTASTIC

Yeah guys, look. If this is the Rapture

I'ma check y'all later once we're in the hereafter

Hey homies, if God's up there we'll get his attention

We'll judge HIS ASS, and hear HIS FUCKIN CONFESSION

[Chorus]

End of times, it's the end of the world

(We made us a mess, it's too late to confess)

End of times, it's the end of the world

(Played all of our games, and now it's in flames)

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